Let’s talk about “Shit”(The most functional word in the English Language)

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SHIT may just may be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider, you can get SHIT faced, Shit6.png be SHIT out of luck, or have SHIT for brains. With a little effort, you can get your SHIT together, find a place for your SHIT, or be asked to SHIT or get off the pot.

You can smoke SHIT, but SHIT, sell SHIT, lose SHIT, find SHIT, forget SHIT, or tell others to eat SHIT.

Some people know their SHIT, while others can’t tell the difference between SHIT and shineola.

There are lucky SHITS, dumb SHITS, and crazy as SHITS. Shit7.png

There is bull SHIT, horse SHIT, and chicken SHIT.

You can throw SHIT, sling SHIT, catch SHIT shoot the SHIT, or duck when the SHIT hits the fan.

You can give a SHIT or serve SHIT on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep SHIT, or be happier than a pig in SHIT. Shit8.jpg

Some days are cold as SHIT, some are hot as SHIT, and some days are just plain SHITTY.

Some music sounds like SHIT, things can look like SHIT, and there are time when you feel like SHIT.

Just wanted you to know that I do give a SHIT, Shit10 and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of SHIT.

But if you happen to catch a load of SHIT from some SHIT-head…

 

WELL, SHIT HAPPENS.

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