Oh so you a Fashion Nigga Now? Kanye West, have several seats

*Before I began I need to inform you that I don’t give two shits about being PC. I am going to use the word “Nigger” freely (and variations of the word). I don’t give power to the word, because the power lies within the actions behind the words…You can tell a person you love them all day and still treat them like shit…*

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I’m not going to delve too deeply into this story, because I refuse to give Kanye West’s dumbass too much of my attention.

What I would like to know is this…

First you bitch and complain because you are not being taken seriously in the fashion industry because of the color of your skin. You make claims that the “White key holders” are not giving you a fair chance to show what you are capable of doing in the industry because of the color of your skin…Then you turn around and allow yourself to be used to endorse a white man using the word “Nigger” to gain success in the industry.

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They don’t take you seriously because you’re a man and you wear leather skirts and leggings

The people on this planet, as a whole, all understand that the word “nigger” is used as a derogatory term to oppress Black America, so the word is avoided by non-blacks to the extent that one will receive dirty or “I dare you” stares when they even hint towards its use.

Personally, I am an equal opportunist user of the word…in my world the color of your skin doesn’t make you a nigger. You opposition to be or gain education is what makes you a nigger…and with that definition any person, no matter what hue his/her skin, can be a nigger. Ignorance is what makes a nigger. I make no excuse for my freely using the word without reproach…As a matter of fact I often times say the word just because I can…lol Take advantage of the privileges afforded to you, people.

My issue in this situation is no so much the use of the word or the way it’s being used…my issue is Kanye West straddling the fence on issues…he will turn one way than the other whenever there is money and relevancy involved…Here we have a man who is so hell bent on staying the center of attention that he sold his soul, sold his mother, sold his persona, sold identity, and now he is selling out…

But you know what they say: ‘No publicity is bad publicity…’

One of the very few things I agree with Pres. Obama on, is the fact that Kanye West is a Jackass…

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Open letter to the Tampon/Maxi Pad Makers

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Dear Mr. Maxi Pad Maker Dude (Cause you are obviously a man …you may even be the same dude that created High Heel shoes),

 I found this picture on the internet quite some time ago and I have been meaning to write this letter to you, but I have been so busy having my period that I guess the PMS must have made it slip my mind or something…

Look I have been shoving your Tampax Pearls up my cunt and lining my panties with your pads for quite some time now…needless to say I am a loyal user of yours and greatly appreciate some of the features. But the idea of coupons for ice cream and candy would be a much better marketing choice than that BS you all have been peddling to us for God knows how many decades…

Your Leak Guard Core™ is a super marvelous thing, but  seriously doubt that it is going to be effective when I am riding in the wind on my horse or salsa dancing in my itty bity white skirt…

None of this is True...

None of this is True…

 And God knows that I would bet money that you Super absorbent Dri-Weave™ is going to save me from embarrassment when I sneeze in the pool on a hot sunny day enjoying mimosas with my hot Beau.MaxiAd7

I must admit to you though my favorite pad feature that you all have created is the Flexi-Wings™…I mean who would have thought how crucial it was to ensure that maxi pads are and should be aerodynamic? I can’t tell you just how safe I feel knowing that I have my own personal F16 parked in my panties!!! MaxiAd3

Ok…Enough with the sarcasm…You have made it quite clear to the world that you, Mr. Maxi Pad Maker Dude, that you have never had the pleasure of going a full week wishing for a death that never comes.MaxiAd9 You have never had the pleasure to be called a “Super Ultra Mega B!tch…” who transforms faster than Optimus Prime on Crack…have you ever instantly developed Satan spawned skills to precisely throw knives and frying pans, at heads…often times rendering you to be left on your own because your family and friends don’t want to be anywhere near you? You have never had the pleasure of precisely calculating your cycle for the last three months only to have “Auntie Flo” show up three days early,MaxiAd8 on a Hot July day because you were being nice to the new girl at the job and this b!tch not only threw off your period, but the periods of every cunt within an 800 foot radius….Now you are hot, sweaty, cranky, Bloated, puffy, and have cramps that makes you want to dig your uterus out of your body with the dirty spoon your just ripped out of the garbage disposal…MaxiAd6oh and you had to bum a pad off of the b!tch that threw you off your cycle in the first place and of course she doesn’t use the sleek tampons you normally use…OH NOOOOO…she uses the “Overnight, Adult Diaper big ass, Body suit pad that comes with straps that you have to pull up over your shoulders because it’s so f^cking big…MaxiAd4

I think it just might be safe to say that there really is a God because he keeps this Earth safe from the Evil, Bipolar, homicidal maniacs in Pencil Skirts and silk blouses EVERY DAY…

HAPPY PERIOD!!! Right?

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Do you all really think that women see your commercials and think happy thoughts and run out to buy your products? What part of your miniscule middle management brain really thinks that women are thinking “Oh I am sooo pleased to be on my period right now…I think I’m going to go sit on a white horse, wearing a white dress, on the beach on a beautiful sunny day…I mean, unless you are some sort of active hardcore S&M overlord, the chances of you ever being happy AND on your period are slim to none. Me personally, if I want to even come close to being “Happy”, I am more-than-likely doped up on something…Motrin, Pamphrin, Vodka, Crack, Cocaine…Is it legal to buy and use an Epidural without being under the supervision of an anesthesiologist?

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Let’s make these products more realistic and appealing to those of us who actually have to use them…

First of all Stop with the commercials and ads that feature happy women moving around and being all whimsical and shyt…and all the women who have willingly participated in these ads in the past, should kill themselves…TO-DAY!

Let’s get some women laying around their houses and shifting and moaning because their body’s hurt so much that no matter what position they put themselves into they just can’t get comfortable. MaxiAd10

Or how about we get an ad that features a young lady morphing from a sweet gentle soul into a raging lunatic who goes into her husband’s job with a loaded gun threatening to shoot and kill anything with a penis because the local Wal-Mart ran out of Tylenol3. MaxiAd11  End your commercials with the words: “Vehicular Manslaughter Is Not cool” or “Save Lives. Put Down The Gun”…

Or better yet…Put Drugs and chocolate in the box with your product…Do you know how much your profit margins would spike if women around the world could buy a “Period Kit”? 36 Ultra Plus Tampons, 36 pantie liners a sack of Hershey Kisses (a big fcuking sack), a bottle of Motrin, and a coupon for Ben & Jerry’s (redeemable immediately at the checkout)…ALL IN ONE BOX!!!! MaxiAd12

I’m not going to apologize for the obvious anger behind this letter, considering I just left the store after purchasing all of these items separately and at a ridiculous cost…

Make this sh!t happen in the next 30-42 days, Dude.

Angrily Yours,

T. “Kera” LaShawn

Pedophilia or Art? Someone explain to me How this is even a question? #SYAD #Sia With this BS

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There are some lines that you just don’t step on, push, or play with…and when it comes to adults being sexually involved with children, there should be no grey areas.

I think it’s no secret that we all gave Sia the benefit of the doubt when she made the chandelier video, and had would could have easily been seen as a hyper sexualized child gyrating around our TV screens. But there is no question about the video for Elastic Heart.

I’m all for the arts…Hell I want to be an artist of sorts in my own life, but I’m not buying the “excuse” that Sia gives or the apology that she attempts in explaining this video…

“I anticipated some ‘pedophilia!!!’ cries for this video,” Sia wrote last Wednesday night on her Website and on her Twitter. “All I can say is Maddie and Shia are two of the only actors I felt could play these two warring ‘sia’ self states. I apologize to those who feel triggered by “Elastic Heart”. My intention was to create some emotional content, not to upset anybody.”

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I understand that you think you are so deep and that no body understand you or the way you think but you we do understand that you have completely crossed the line. I don’t care what type of spin you put on your “Art”…when you have a 12-year-old girl wearing a fleshed colored leotard and opening her crotch on camera that alone is enough to warrant “Side eye”…then you add a half-dressed grown man to the mix and have the two of them simulating some sort of yearning for one another, you have made you point quite clear.

I mean seriously Sia, WTF is this? What message could you possibly be giving us with this? Elastic Heart3 Let me guess I want you but I’ll probably end up in jail…

or  Elastic Heart2Maybe just a little petting is ok…as long as I don’t actually touch your private areas…

or maybe Elastic HeartIf I keep my cool, people will think I’m your dad and won’t question the truth behind our eyes…

Here’s the thing…I’m going to call you our on this because it’s like a stepping stone on the path to de-sensitizing the world into thinking that this behavior is okay and appropriate. Fcuk you and your So called Art…there is nothing artistic about a grown man having an animalistic need to explore a child. I guess next you will make a video where Maddie and Shia simulate sex…dry humping and grinding on each other…call it a fcuking metaphor about how you once had an infatuation with growing up to quickly or some BS of the sort…I will not accept this in any way shape of form…You are not going to tell me that I should just take you art at face value…nor are you going to tell me that it was a metaphor for something else, then not tell me what the freakin metaphor is….And don’t tell me to just not watch it either…becuase that’s how things get out of hand…we turn a blind eye to BS like this way too much and it just gets worse and worse…then and only then when it gets completely our of hand do we try to step in and fix the problem…no it needs to be nipped in the bud ASAP. This is where it starts…We allow our children to be seen dressed innapropriately…then we allow our children to dance provacatively…then we put them in a scene with an adult performing a questionable act…And tell the world it’s art and if they don’t want to see it then turn away…NO I will not turn away and shame on you and anyone who accepts this. This little girl needs someone in her corner to protect her from the eyes of the perverts in the world. Where the hell is her father? Are her parents so blinded by fame and fortune that they would allow their child to be exploited in this way? Are YOU Sia so thirsty for relevancy that you would drop your level of artistry to the depths of over sexualizing children?

EVERYONE involved in any way with this video should be charged with child sexual abuse…

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I resolve to nothing #Resolution #OnTheToilet

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Coming to you live from my bathroom

The time has come to make resolutions…People making promises to better themselves…Lose weight, stop smoking, be better humans, going to church etc etc etc…

I brought in the new year, completely refreshed from a good night’s sleep, by waking up at about 10:00am…and I made one promise…not to make any promises…
Here’s the thing about resolutions, they are
only good until you get tired of waiting for results…you get bored with the tasks…you just dont care.

We continue to make and break the same promises to our selves year after year, and for what? Short live gratification? Or maybe we all are just gluttons for self afflicted punishment.

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I mean seriously…why do we continue to uphold this rediculous tradition?

I say if you are truely ready and willing to go forth with a plan it doesnt matter WHEN you start, only that you start AND finish when the time is right…

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Screw the diet!

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Drink a beer!

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And make it rain on them hoes erotic performers of the evening!!!

And when you are truely ready to make a change you will make it and no begining of the year resolution is going to kick start you to get it finished!

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Happy FUCKING New Year!!!
*Side Note: I have not yet made my mind up to stop cussing like a soldier*

I’m on the go…so I posted this using the WordPress Android APP!