The Interview review…sort of…

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Before I start this I would just like to say that I have a slight crush on Seth Rogan, which in turn may cause some bias…

“Dave Skylark (Franco) and producer Aaron Rapoport (Rogan) run the celebrity tabloid show “Skylark Tonight.” When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, they are recruited by the CIA to turn their trip to Pyongyang into an assassination mission.” -IMDB.com

Ok look…I watched this movie at 2am after having 3 glasses of wine…drunk and sleepy this movie was funny as hell…for the most part. While I think the movie has its “ups” I will say that it had a lot…A LOT of “downs”.

To be completely honest with you, I think that had they not pulled that marketing scam, with the whole hacking thing and having theaters not wanting to show the film, it would not have made as much money as it did.

Some laughs were provided…Im not going to say it was a complete bust…I mean its James Franco and Seth Rogan. These two could read from the collective works of Charles Dickens and make it funny. And the guy that plays The North Korean president, Randall Park, did a great job…he made me realize just how funny Kim Jong-Un’s hair cut really is…

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I have never uttered the words “…Look at that man haircut…” so many times, in less than an hour, in my life…and I work in a freakin barbershop!!!

I say this movie is for Redbox and potheads…

I’m on the go…so I posted this using the WordPress Android APP!

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Pinterest Gems…Where have I been? LOL #NailedIt

I’ve had my Pinterest account for quite some time…but it has only been recently that I have actually started going through the site to check out others’ boards…and I must say, the gems that you find on that site are one in a million…But the one trend I have found to be the most prevalent has been a series of photos where people have tried to recreate the crafts and recipes that were obviously pinned by God himself…lol I only wish I could post all of them but here are some of my favorites…

Pinterest and Kera presents…NAILED IT!!!

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Cellular Romance

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I am in love with my Galaxy Phone and I don’t care who knows it!!!Cell18

Here are the top 25 relationship dynamics of Kera and “Gally”…That’s what call him (No pun intended).

  1. The very first thing do when my eyes open in the morning is check my notification bar…I completely risk the full-on assault of bright light to my unadjusted eyes just to see what information Gally has collected for me during my slumberCell

  2. I live in constant fear of a dead battery…Cell1The idea of my phone dying hurts me physically and just writing about it makes me sad…

  3. I sit in the same pew in the middle of the church every Sunday because there is a plug under the seat that I can keep Gally plugged in during the service, just in case we have to stay late for whatever reason…Cell2I am always on the lookout for places I can plug in while I’m out…

  4. I often catch myself caressing and rubbing my phone while I’m doing other things. As I type this, Gally is sitting on my thigh…Cell4and when I pause my right hand immediately goes to Gally. Almost the way you rub the head of a baby in your arms…

  5. I have a tendency to think that any random sound I hear around me is Gally calling out for my attention…Cell6Even though half the sounds I hear don’t sound remotely close to any of the varied buzzes, ring tones, or notification sounds that I have set for one thing or another.

  6. I give Gally a thorough sanitizing wipe down at least twice a day…Cell7or maybe that’s just my OCD and has nothing to do with the phone…

  7. I have clogged every manner of social media I engage, with minimally filtered pictures I have taken, Cell8no matter how insignificant, throughout the day…

  8. I have becomeCell10 “That Chick” who spends upwards of 60 percent of social outings poking around on Gally’s screen

  9. I regularly “Check-in” at places which are not even in the same galaxy as places which merit telling people I went to…Cell11I don’t know how many times Gally felt the need to inform my FB friends that I was at Bald-head Island Country club…smh

  10. I regularly have extended text conversations with people to avoid having to deal with things IRL…Cell13

  11. There have been times I found myself pretending to be having an in depth texting conversation just so that don’t HAVE to deal with things IRLCell12

  12. The first thing I do when I arrive to a new place is insure that I am getting at least 3G and 2 Bars…Cell14anything lower than that warrants and early exit…or sometimes not even getting out of my car.

  13. Just because I’m on the actual internet on my actual computer does not prevent me from supplementing my internet activity with things on Gally…

  14. I am pretty much so in tuned with Gally that I find don’t have to look at him much when I’m typing on the touch screen…I’m sure this somehow defies the laws of human evolution.

  15. I often find myself in a state of panic and not knowing what to do when my phone rings with an ACTUAL CALL…Cell16this is far too human/real/in-your-face…I like to think of Gally as a sweet seductive barrier between me and People…

  16. I sometimes get a bit pissed when I have no new notifications, messages, or calls after a relatively small amount of time… mean damn, lie to me a little Gally

  17. I have no problem bypassing my laptop and using Gally half the night to complete internet tasks…even if it means using less-convenient mobile versions of websites…

  18. I often defy Social responsibility, to the point where I have no problem busting Gally out in the library or movie theatre…I am fully and completely aware of how much that shit annoys the people around me…Cell9this fact doesn’t stop me from having the audacity to become indignant with others who do it, too…

  19. I openly judge people based on the type of phone they have…”Oh Em Gee, I knooow this b***h did not just take a Blackberry out of her purse…Let me get your PIN so we can have a way to communicate when we time travel back to 2009…ugh”

  20. Don’t ask me if you can “Play” on my phone…first of all it’s not a toy, even if I do have tons of games on it. Second of all asking to “Play” on my phone is equivalent to asking me if you can put your hand in my pants…NOOO Do. Not. Ask. To. Use. My. Phone…

  21. No one would EVER in a million years believe me if I said I didn’t have my phone when they called or texted and I didn’t respond immediately…Cell15

  22. I actually get irritated when people try to actually reach me when ‘m on my phone doing other important stuff…like status updates or scrolling throughCell5 @theBerry #MCM…

  23. People don’t scold me anymore when Gally and I are having “Screen time”, Cell3because they know it’s a futile endeavor…

  24. There is never a point in the day at which I am not communicating in some fashion with my various social networks…even if it is only to confirm that I am in the drive thru line at Dunkin Donuts…

  25. I dropped my last boyfr…I mean phone and the screen cracked and my life basically came to a devastating halt…Cell17

Bonus

I wrote the first draft of this blog at 3am via Gally…